Walking through my local electronic store I found this ... HDMI to garden hose - you know for the next time I want to water my graphic card (found in Speyer, Germany) :
John Guest Push-Fit Fittings – RLBS Ltd - Hand Pumps, Beer Pumps, Fonts, Gas Regulators, Cask Craft Ale, Beer Engines, Spares, Aspirator Breather